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3ridan:

wordsbeenspoken:

3ridan:

one time my mum sat me down and i thought she was going to give me the sex talk but she just looked me dead in the eye and said ‘Kali, if you’re going to stab someone, stab them, and then punch where you stabbed. They won’t feel the knife wound and just think you hit them.’ And my mum is still the most metal person in my life today.

I like ur mom

thanks i’ll tell her

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petit-eponine:

when people say they dislike musicals because “they sing too much”.

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snow-white-sweety:

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people who do math homework in pen are fearless

how the fuck do you remember your url

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spoken-not-written:

allygiveshope:

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when i was 5 i said to my mum ‘can i hav thomas the tank engine birthday party when i’m 18’ and she agreed. i’m 18 in 3 days.

Y R U ALL REBLOGGING MY MISERY

1 day

happy birthday to me…..

dad just came round and dropped off a card.

kill me.

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